When RTP Roofing expanded their exceptional roofing services throughout Warwick and Cranston, RI, they didn’t expect to face opposition from the local wildlife community. A congregation of squirrels recently held an emergency meeting in Henderson Park to discuss the alarming decrease in roof access points across both cities.
The Nutty Situation
“These professionals are making it impossible for us to establish our traditional roof residences,” chittered Head Squirrel (who wished to remain anonymous) during the gathering. “Every time we find a nice, cozy hole in someone’s roof, RTP Roofing shows up and fixes it!”
The situation has become particularly challenging for the furry residents as RTP Roofing continues to provide top-tier roof repair services throughout Rhode Island. Their efficient team of roofers has been systematically eliminating potential squirrel entry points, much to the dismay of the local rodent population.
Professional Services vs. Paw Services
The company’s comprehensive roofing solutions include:
- Expert roof repairs
- Professional installations
- Thorough inspections
- Preventive maintenance
Meanwhile, the squirrels’ services typically include:
- Strategic nut storage
- Roof hole expansion
- 3 AM acorn dropping competitions
- Questionable electrical wire taste-testing
The Final Verdict
Despite the vocal opposition from the bushy-tailed community, homeowners in Warwick and Cranston continue to praise RTP Roofing’s exceptional work. One resident reported, “I used to have a lovely symphony of scampering feet above my bedroom at night. Now, thanks to RTP Roofing, I actually have to use a white noise machine to sleep!”
The squirrel council has reportedly begun drafting a strongly-worded letter to the company, written on bark and sealed with acorn wax. However, sources suggest they may need to find a new meeting location, as their current tree headquarters is scheduled for trimming next week by another local business that’s equally inconsiderate of squirrel housing needs.
For now, RTP Roofing continues their mission of providing excellent roofing services to the human residents of Warwick and Cranston, RI, while the local squirrel population contemplates a mass migration to less well-maintained neighborhoods.